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[Ethan09]

The Goodness Gift Basket is a beautiful basket which includes 3 braeburn apples, 1 granny smith apple, 3 d’anjou pears, 1 red pear, 5-6 mandarin oranges, 2 navel oranges, and 1 grapefruit. This lovely collection of Kosher fruits is a wonderful way to send your  sweetest sentiments across the miles.

[johnybcold]

What kind of fruit basket does not have cranberries?   Now I would buy hundreds if not thousands if they only had cranberries.

[Speed]

I know, right? But, shoot, I could ALMOST forgive the absence of cranberries if they'd at least have two grapefruits. Who the heck buys just one grapefruit? That would cause all out war with everyone fighting over one grapefruit!

[rick w]

what dose this have to do with burning wood?

[slimjim]

AYUH I was wondering the same thing, I guess great minds really do think alike, are cranberries a fruit?

[jcc273]

Maybe the basket is wicker.  That would burn nicely although i don't believe many BTUs would result : ).

[Speed]

I think you guys are missing the sarcasm in the first two replies.

[johnybcold]

Well nothing says job well done splitting then a fruit basket, full of booze and porn

[jcc273]

Hmmmm i must have missed the booze and porn in the fruit group of the food pyramid when we learned about it in elementary school.  Looks like i'll be eating alot more "fruit"... ; )

[willieG]

be careful Micheal Douglas says you can get throat cancer from eating from the "fruit basket"