Thanks but I really don't like to fly, draw us a diagram of how it is setup!
Wha?? I love to fly, well actually I love the takeoffs and landings, you can keep the 7 or 8 hours between the two. Have flown international with AA, never again. Ponied up and flew with British Airways twice now, got upgraded to business the first time on the trip home, got upgraded to business the last time on the trip there. Business is the shizzle, better menu, better booze and most importantly seats that go flat into a bed.
Did a helicopter ride on Labor Day at the local festival, absolutely loved it, the wife hated it, to each they own. Was supposed to go skydiving last month, jacked back ended that idea.
Here is a joke for ya,
Bob.
Ken and Edna
Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Ken would say,
'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Ken and Edna went to the fair,
and Ken said,
'Edna, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Ken replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,