Ok, after many years and several different OWB's, I'm going to say what is on my mind regarding water jacketed wood burning for everyone else to hear and reflect on over a cold one tonight, or before buying an OWB.
It is what it is, and it is not clean and neat. Never has been, never will be. It is not clean like LP, Natural Gas or electricity. Accept it. Live with it. Deal with it.
Some stoves are cleaner and better designed than others, but NONE of them meet the definition and expectation of clean and neat according to the average suburbanite of today.
And that is ok! The only issue with some people on this forum and definitely with some dealers and manufacturers, is that they are not managing people's expectations correctly. They ALL gather creosote, drip creosote water occasionally, require a dirty, stinky cleanout routine, smoke sometimes and fail when we depend on them the most. Just like every other man made creation.
Who is happy when they buy a new car from a dealer and the dealer tells them they will get 40 mpg and then they only get 25 mpg? Nobody. They will all be mad at their car and dealer. An experienced driver and dealer knows the car will only get 25 mpg, but a buyer has it in their minds that they should be getting 40 mpg and thus is disappointed and angry.
This goes for maintenance on an OWB as well. Firebrick, rope gaskets, nozzles, pumps, fan blowers etc. are all wear items! We need to clearly call a spade a spade and know that they all wear out and need to be replaced just like the tires and oil on your car!
Again, that is ok! Just be aware of this and manage your expectations!
Water jacketed fireboxes will ALWAYS be dirty and covered in creosote. This is a fact we cannot escape or pretend it won't exist. Because we don't understand the laws of physics and chemistry doesn't mean they don't apply to us. Some weeks my firebox and tubes are cleaner than other weeks. Why? I don't exactly know. I accept the fact that they are dirty and they need to be cleaned. I sleep well at night, knowing that this is a fact of life, physics and chemistry and that I didn't get screwed by the dealer.
I am happy with my P&M Optimizer 250 and I know it has issues and wear items. I am also happy with my Chevy, Ford, Dodge and Honda. They all have their own issues and wear items. But I have come to accept that.
If you don't believe me or like what I said, I'm ok with that too, safe in the knowledge that either you'll come around to your own understanding some day or forever be angry and frustrated with your stove...
And now if you will excuse me, I need to get in contact with my dealer because it's time to replace some wear items.
And I am ok with that. Because I know the rest of you will be doing the same...
Feel free to comment below, as I know you will.