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All-Purpose OWF Discussions => General Outdoor Furnace Discussion => Topic started by: Ethan09 on June 03, 2013, 09:33:30 AM

Title: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: Ethan09 on June 03, 2013, 09:33:30 AM

The Goodness Gift Basket is a beautiful basket which includes 3 braeburn apples, 1 granny smith apple, 3 d’anjou pears, 1 red pear, 5-6 mandarin oranges, 2 navel oranges, and 1 grapefruit. This lovely collection of Kosher fruits is a wonderful way to send your  sweetest sentiments across the miles.

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: johnybcold on June 03, 2013, 01:09:03 PM

What kind of fruit basket does not have cranberries?   Now I would buy hundreds if not thousands if they only had cranberries.

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: Speed on June 03, 2013, 07:05:32 PM

I know, right? But, shoot, I could ALMOST forgive the absence of cranberries if they'd at least have two grapefruits. Who the heck buys just one grapefruit? That would cause all out war with everyone fighting over one grapefruit!

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: rick w on June 03, 2013, 08:42:41 PM

what dose this have to do with burning wood?

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: slimjim on June 04, 2013, 06:34:15 AM

AYUH I was wondering the same thing, I guess great minds really do think alike, are cranberries a fruit?

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: jcc273 on June 04, 2013, 10:30:28 AM

Maybe the basket is wicker.  That would burn nicely although i don't believe many BTUs would result : ).

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: Speed on June 04, 2013, 11:50:16 AM

I think you guys are missing the sarcasm in the first two replies. ;)

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: johnybcold on June 05, 2013, 02:20:22 PM

Well nothing says job well done splitting then a fruit basket, full of booze and porn

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: jcc273 on June 07, 2013, 10:45:28 AM

Hmmmm i must have missed the booze and porn in the fruit group of the food pyramid when we learned about it in elementary school.  Looks like i'll be eating alot more "fruit"... ; )

Title: Re: Fruit Gift Baskets
Post by: willieG on June 07, 2013, 07:25:23 PM

be careful Micheal Douglas says you can get throat cancer from eating from the "fruit basket"