beeman use mine I dont think anyone will know unless they visit this site. Heres a story and is true I cameup with the name for her the day it pulled in and started operating it. M y wife and I went over to my mothers house about a week or so later and my mother asked my wife in front of other guests what I have been up to. Well my wife said to my mother he has been around his girlfriend and I dont really see him much but it doesnt matter at least he isn't bothering me lately. Now my wife was just not thinking of how that came across to my mother. well my mother came over and slapped me upside the head and she looked peed off well I was stunned because I can't remember my mother ever!! hitting me.Now remember there were around ten other people there at her house and I yelled what the heck is going on and she yelled at me and saying exactly what my wife had said.I was on the floorliterally laughingcrying I couldnt even say anything because I didnt have enough air from from laughing and the whole time my mothers yelling how could you do that to your family as I'm on the floor even crying and laughing harder than you can imagine.My wife is trying to explain who my girlfriend is to everyone now at the party because I literally thought I was dying and could not even catch my breath to even say one word. That happend in 2005 and we all have a good laugh still of the story. People that were not even there know the story and ask how my girlfriend is. M y answer is always the same.(she's hot, shes smokin,she leaves a light on for me at night and she never complains)Idea you can call yours your mistress with all the same answers as mine.
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